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A read into some of the previously
published stories by Joe "Kirsch" Curcio






AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT

I’m still that young Brooklyn Italian kid, born in 1960 who, for as long as
I can remember cherished everything about this night - Christmas Eve. The scent of the
Seven fishes and garlic frying in my mama's Italian kitchen...

VERSION: As published in Good Old Days magazine

VERSION: Original and unedited








Valentines Day vaccine
She had thick glasses, freckles, and braces too. Not the prettiest girl in the
class but her kooky, off-beat smile gave her a whimsical charm that was secretly irresistible -
and 50-years later she saved my life

Magazine edited as published

Unedited Version

 
Meatballs
I really don't smell the garlic frying on Sunday morning anymore as I stroll past where my
Grandma's house used to be  - but at least there's still seems to be the debate over gravy vs sauce and pasta vs macaroni
and how my mother's meatballs are better than your mother's meatballs In spirit,


 


HOW I KNOW MY
MOTHER WENT TO HEAVEN

Some mornings I feel the glow of my mother's faith shining through me. In those moments
I know without a doubt that my mother went to heaven



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FIT AS A FIDDLE

BROOKLYN, NY - A disgruntled, anonymous patient from Brooklyn,
New York, identifying himself only as “Firpo,” has issued a formal rebuttal
challenging his primary care physician’s assessment
of his health, fitness, and lifestyle choices.

Version As posted On Robotbutt.com

ORIGINAL UNEDITED VERSION PDF

Direct link to the story as posted on Robotbutt

ABOUT ROBOTBUTT:
Robot Butt is a niche comedy and satire website primarily known within the
humor-writing community. It is a well-recognized platform for freelance humorists and is
frequently listed in humor writing market guides. Active since 2014 it features a mix of
satire, sketches, and essays and often uses a satirical "review" format to deliver humor.




EATIN' SEASON  

 

It starts in October with a few sticky finger secrets - and lasts well into
March where you have the gall to put on a sweat suit...it's The Eatin' Season

Eatin' Season as published

ORIGINAL UNEDITED VERSION PDF
 
HERZOGS FOR
THE HUSKY
 




I was hoping that this new place didn't carry any holiday suits in brown or dark blue,
but once Izzy the tailor approached with his tape measure and marking soap I knew
that it was just another kidware place for the husky boys who were destined
for bench warming and triple-tied shoelaces.

Herzogs as published

ORIGINAL UNEDITED VERSION PDF



DON'T BE A QUITTER




So here we are - well past Auld Lang Syne and Guy Lombardo realizing
that tank-top season is just around the corner - but so is that new Taco truck

Magazine PDF As published


ORIGINAL UNEDITED VERSION PDF
 
FAKE FLOWERS

 
& FIREFLIES




Fireflies
Plastic flowers and mirrored pinwheels riling up everthing
 from mouring doves to fireflies to pain in the ass
environmentally conscious neighbors -
BUT, TOO BAD - IT'S MY BACKYARD


ADAGIO FOR BROOKLYN




AUDIO CLIP: A moving, true story written and voiced by Joe Curcio

Original Transcript